
No Nonsense
No tactics. No stats. No shame.
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273 episodes
Ireland Giants Rattle Hungary, End of Levy Era At Tottenham,Top 5 Greatest Irish Soccer moments
"The time for excuses is over" was the sound coming out of the Ireland camp coming into this set of World Cup qualifiers, and at 2-0 down after 20 minutes against Hungary it seemed like we were more doomed than ever..A moment of madness ...
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Episode 284
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51:00

Transfer Deadline Drama, Arsenal Missed Opportunity, Man City Need Messi
The Transfer Window officially slammed shut and with that brings the official end of the summer.We have the full list of every single Premier League '#HereWeGo' from deadline day and take a look at some of the winners and losers of the w...
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Episode 283
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1:06:42

Gyökeres in the Goals, Thomas Frank The Tank, Man United's Reality Check, The Tifo Era Hits New Heights
The second gameweek of the Premier League did a lot of zigs where we expected zags.Arsenal steamrolled Leeds 5-0, with thanks to two goals from Viktor Gyökeres, a player who everyone (us) had written off after his debut last week....
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Episode 281
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55:30

Gyökeres Tough Start, Slot Gets A Grilling, Irish Players Up Against it, Fantasy Football Team Names
We are so back ladies and gentlemen. As a new Premier League season kicked off with some big games and weird interviews.Liverpool kicked off the season with an emotional and controversial 4-2 win over Bournemouth. In a game which saw gre...
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Episode 279
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55:39

A No Nonsense Premier League 25/26 Preview!
A new Premier League season is upon us and it's actually shaping up to be the most unpredictable in years!We talk about what we learned from most people's favourites for the title Liverpool's loss to Crystal Palace in the Community Shiel...
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Episode 278
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1:19:55

Mr Marinakis Masterclass, Isak Forcing a Move. Dream Hell Yeah Rotation, Gyökeres Era Begins
As more transfers are confirmed, it's a new era for the pod where we will be getting everyones name right - starting with Gyökeres.One of the stranger failed transfers in history came to its conclusion as Morgan Gibbs White signed a new ...
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Episode 277
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47:26

Forza Ferguson, Here We Go Gyökeres, Mbuemo Finally Moves, Ekitike's Fee
The transfer window kicked in to gear this week with many moves crossing from tittle tattle to "HERE WE GO!"Evan Ferguson has made the move on loan to Roma of all places. Can he restore his career to the dizzying heights of two seasons a...
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Episode 276
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1:04:01

Chelsea Win Club World Cup, The Trump Trophy, Congratulations Brighton
The biggest Club World Cup final in history. The first one, but still the biggest. Huge game. So important they said we have to delay the Mean Machine review. That’s how big it was. Chelsea - great club, very classy - destroyed PSG. People were...
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Episode 274
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1:00:53

Shaolin Soccer - Review | You Couldn't Write It
You Couldn't Write It rolls on as we go to the other side of the world to watch and review Shaolin Soccer.In a world where every movie must have a slow motion kung fu action scene, renegade wrtier/actor/director Stephen Chow's Shaolin So...
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Episode 272
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1:00:09

Kicking and Screaming - Review | You Couldn't Write It
Our summer of film reviews continues as we bring you the latest episode of You Couldn't Write It.This week we're reviewing one of the most well known American Soccer movies of all time - Kicking and Screaming.Will Ferrell isn't qu...
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Episode 271
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1:13:27

Air Bud 3 - World Pup Review | You Couldn't Write It
It's the big one, the one you've all been waiting for. It's the Air Bud 3 World Pup review... we're so sorry.Join us as we breakdown probably the worst film either of us have ever seen.Bad lessons, unlikable characters, very littl...
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Episode 269
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1:12:10

Bend it Like Beckham Review - Summer of Football Films
Travel back with us to the glorious early 2000's as we take you through a cult classic and arguably the most popular football film of all time - Bend it Like Beckham.Which much less beloved Man United legend was the film initially going ...
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Episode 268
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1:09:15

Ronaldo's Last Nations League, Yamal's Big Bright Shining Star, Tottenham Pull The Trigger
Rumours of Cristiano Ronaldo's demise have been greatly exaggerated as he lifted yet another trophy and scored yet another important goal, this time helping Portugal lift the 'coveted' Nations League title against rivals Spain.Ronaldo ju...
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Episode 266
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49:35

PSG Finally Doué it, Man United Non Refundable World Tour, McTominay MVP, Absolutes Come True
You'd be forgiven for thinking a final with 5 goals and incredible performances was a classic Champions League final. But unfortunately for Inter Milan, it was a pummeling for the ages by PSG as they finally get over the European finish line.
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Episode 265
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1:07:45

Palace Win FA Cup, The Henderson Game, Gary Lineker Gone, Europa League Final Preview
The year of the cup upsets continued as Crystal Palace won their first major trophy in their history beating Man City 1-0 in Wembley.In a game with two big VAR calls that were both wrong, Dean Henderson was the star of the show both on a...
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Episode 263
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1:13:33

Alexander Arnold Weeps, Anfield Boos, Barcelona Classico Quad, Alonso Gonzo
CONGRATULATIONS WILL AND ORNAThat's right, everyone, it's a solo pod, just me and my hangover after one of the best weekends ever.Arsenal and Liverpool played a friendly game with not an awful lot on the line for either team. The ...
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Episode 262
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38:05

Kane Finally Wins, Trent Finally Leaves, Palmer Finally Scores
In a surprise to no one, Liverpool weren't fully at their best after their title celebrations as they lost to Chelsea, in a game where Cole Palmer broke his 'cold' streak.The biggest news in the Premier League this week was probably the ...
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Episode 260
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1:04:01

Liverpool Are Champions, Salah's Sponsored Selfie, Madrid Copa Crashout, Champions League Preview
Mercifully, Liverpool finally became mathematical Premier League Champions once and for all to all but wrap up the season.Arne Slot sang Jurgen Klopps name after the game as red (and blue) flare smoke surrounded the stadium. An amazing j...
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Episode 258
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1:11:00

Watkins Bitter End, Trent Hangs Up His Jersey, Kevin De Burnley, Listener Q & A
The Premier League grinds to its ever extending halt, as Liverpool are now just one win away from sealing the title. Meanwhile the battle for 5th is actually getting interesting.As Man City scored a last minute winner against Aston Villa...
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Episode 257
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1:05:09

The Return, January Success Stories, Matic's Connections, End the Season Already!
Cathal is back from his holidays and just in time for all the EXCITING PREMIER LEAGUE ACTION..On his travels Cathal 'met' a former Premier League footballer and closed one of the longest running cases since the pod began.Man Unite...
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Episode 255
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58:36

Rice-berto Carlos, Arsenal Finally Feel Joy, Onana's Comments
Cathal is away on his holidays this week which means the dreaded SOLO POD makes its return.Arsenal beat Real Madrid 3-0 in the first leg of their Champions League quarter final thanks to two Declan Rice free kicks...no really.It m...
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Episode 253
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25:57

Newcastle Keep the Party Going, Liverpool (almost) Win it Mathematically, Villa the New Leeds, A Familiar Low for Man United
Summer pod has come early as the sun is shining and the Premier League is basically over once again.Any hopes of Saka's comeback goal against Fulham sparking some kind of title race chances for Arsenal were dashed just 24 hours later as ...
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Episode 252
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52:01

Trent Walks Alone, Heimir Takes Us Higher, Redknapp's Salute, Breaking the Camel's Back
What year is it we ask as Ireland are winning games, a boyhood Liverpool legend looks to leave his legacy behind and the German's are England's enemy once again.Heimir Halgrimmson's boys in green managed a second victory on the bounce as...
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Episode 251
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57:32

Newcastle's Carabao Fairytale, Liverpool Didn't Want It, Man United's New Circle of Hell
The 70 year "curse" has been lifted as Newcastle finally win a domestic trophy. And all it took was the wealthiest owners in sports history.Eddie Howe's team looked much more up for it as they cruised to victory in the Carabao Cup final ...
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Episode 249
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1:00:23

Phase 5 Arteta, The Man United Money Pit, A Frank Discussion
Never has a game so big meant so little as Arsenal and Man United played out a 1-1 draw, that while entertaining, was another example of the season being totally finished.Man United didn't look half bad on the pitch but its still clear t...
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Episode 248
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1:01:47
