No Nonsense
Perfecting the art of the take on football with no frills and no cares.
Episodes
305 episodes
Arsenal's Tense Slogs, Chelsea Are Trying Again, Tottenham Medical Malpractice
Arsenal are still right in this title race and it looks like they will be right up to the absolutely crushing bitter end.Another 1-0 tense slog saw them get a much needed 3 points from Newcastle.Leeds unfortunately played a totall...
5 Things We Learned from Arsenal Losing to City, Haaland's Toxic Masculinity, Spurs Celebrate Early
It was "The Big One" as Arsenal took on Man City, and as predicted Man City are now the ones who look to be steamrolling their way to an unexpected title.Arsenal can take solace in the fact that they turned up and gave it a go. Although ...
It's Happening Again Arsenal, City Soaking in the Sun, Spurs Rock Bottom, Man United Pre-Mid-Season
As boos rang out in the Emirates, it felt like we all knew what is about to come.Should Arsenal fans be 'getting behind the team?' Or should Arsenal not be making the club so easy to make fun of?As Arsenal's season is starting to ...
City are Feeling It, Arsenal Treble Gone, The World Cup CAN'T Happen
The FA Cup semi finals are set as Man City storm to what looks like another domestic trophy, while Arsenal on the other hand seem to be feeling the pressure as the run in continues.Man City absolutely hammered Liverpool, with Cherki and ...
Ireland's Party's Over, We're Going Home
After what felt like an eternity to come, Ireland's semi-final playoff game against Czechica came and went in a whirlwind of tackles, goals, and what-if moments. We grimly carry out the post-mortem of Ireland's World Cup dream as we look at the...
City Win Carabao Cup, The Kepa Condundrum, Welcome to Hell (Spurs)
Man City seemed to be enjoying themselves out there as they watched Arsenal stand like statues in their box waiting to be pressed before they lost 2-0.Arteta and Arsenal got it all wrong tactically, and there is an arguement that they go...
Arsenal's Destiny, Bruno POTS, Chelsea's Huddle, Doctor Liverpool
Teenage Kicks! A boy with the world at his feet! 16 and loving it! That is SCENES!As Peter Drury desperately tried to find the right iconic commentary line to describe Max Dowman's goal against Everton, it did feel like THE moment that d...
Vamos Valverde, Kinsky Shaming, Iran Out of World Cup?
Ah some midweek Champion's League. This is nice isn't it. Just a bit of a break from it all.A bad week to be a greatest league in the world guy as not a single Premier League side managed a win in the first knockout leg in Europe, with s...
Anyone But Arsenal, Give it Carrick? Tudor Slams Ref, World War 3
As Arsenal set pieced their way past Chelsea, you could feel the resentment rising across Premier League fans. Is it time for Arsenal to accept they are the baddies?Another win for Man United in typical Man United fashion means Michael C...
Performative Arsenal, Spurs Despair, Mexico Has Fallen, Irish Pitch Up in Smoke
Just as it was starting to look a bit ropey for Arsenal at the top of the league, Doctor Tottenham arrives and gives them the boost of confidence they need.Even with a pretty convincing win, one of the main talking points coming out of t...
Ireland Vs Israel, Ronaldo on Strike, "Game's Gone"
Surely you'll forgive us for not bringing you the latest results and action from the FA Cup 4th round on Valentines weekend!Is the game actually gone? Does that phrase actually even mean anything? Has the game ever been here?Irela...
The Files, Frank's Spurs Spiral, City Close Gap?
Don't worry about all those emails and PDF's you saw that confirm everything is true. Just block it out and stick on the Premier League. Ah that's better.Man City closed the gap at the top of the table from 6 to 6 points with a dr...
Man United Beat Arsenal, Keane and Carrick's Beef, Liverpool Look 'Tired'
For the first time since Arsene Wenger was manager, Man United danced in the Emirates as they beat Arsenal 3-2. As Arsenal fans booed their quad bound top of everything team at full time, it did feel like it's turning blood.The Michael C...
AFCON Carnage, Man United are BACK, Will there be a World Cup?
One of the most controversial finals of all time capped off this years AFCON as Senegal beat Morocco after a 20 minute walk off, the worst penalty maybe ever, brawls in the stands and on the pitch, the referee being blocked from getting to the ...
Alonso Gonzo, Carrick's at the Wheel, Jude Bellingham's App
There was giant killing galore in the FA Cup third round as lowly clubs like Macclesfield and Brighton knocked out teams like Crystal Palace and Man United.As United were knocked out of the FA cup the news has come out that Michael Carri...
Amorim Sacked, Maresca Out, Ireland Watch
2026 started with a bang as Ruben Amorim was swiftly sacked by Man United after a string of press conferences where he took aim at the board. Where do Man United go now? Who will be their first ever interim interim manager? How does...
A No Nonsense Christmas Special Bonanza
Happy Christmas folks.Welcome to the 5th annual No Nonsense Christmas special.As always we are going live here at No Nonsense HQ bright and early to bring you some festive cheer.We've got some roasting hot absolutes for the...
Spurs Leave One on Liverpool, Man United's New Standards, Pep Ruins Christmas
As we approach the halfway point of the season things are starting to shape up in the Premier League.Liverpool beat Spurs 2-1, in a game that featured two red cards, a broken leg, a classic Richarlison moment and a quite vulgar celebrati...
Salah's All Good, Maresca's Cryptic Comment, Messi's India Tour
Arsenal managed to survive the usually awful Wolves thanks to two late own goals, are the cracks starting to show or is this just par for the course during the winter period?Chelsea manager Enzo Maresca capped off a routine 2-0 win over ...
Sayonara Salah, World Cup Draw Torture, Villa's Parrott Moment
It looks like it's all over for Salah at Liverpool after an explosive 7 minute rant to anyone who would listen about how he feels he's not wanted at the club, how he's been thrown under the bus and isn't speaking to the manager. Surely, he coul...
Paqueta's Pleas, Caicedo Sees Red, Parrott's Panenka
A feisty top of the table clash between Arsenal and Chelsea ended in a draw after yellow cards galore and straight red for Caicedo. What is it about Chelsea and Battle's of the Bridges?Liverpool returned to winning ways over West Ham wit...
Too Eze for Arsenal, Pep's Rage, Palmer's Fifa Incident, The Box
Yet another week goes by in the Premier League and the big stories pretty much remain the same.Arsenal look like the best of the bunch as they breeze by the North London Derby thanks to an extra motivated Eze hat trick.Man City dr...
The Late Late Troy Show - Ireland Beat Hungary 3-2
"This is why we love football, because things like this can happen" - Troy ParrottArguably the greatest international break in history comes to a close with one of the greatest moments ever in Irish sport, as Troy Parrott scores a last g...
City Are Growing, Haaland's Caveman Diet, Sunderland Stop Arsenal, The Hot Take Era Begins
"You don't win the league in November" were Pep Guardiola's ominous words as Arsenal finally slipped up at the top of the table while City blew past Liverpool 3-0.Are Man City back? It sure feels like it all of a sudden.Yet anothe...
Arsenal Chase Records, Spurs Stars Snub Frank, Emery Plays Slots Game, Man United Back to Zero
As the entire Arsenal team was seen sprinting with all of their might back from one end of the pitch to the other 92 minutes in to a 2-0 win over Burnley, it was clear to see why they are now firmly favourites for the league. And maybe they als...
