A No Nonsense Podcast - Football
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Episodes
242 episodes
Cult of Darwin, Arsenal Eye Test, Honest Amorin, Tottenham Relegation Trouble?
Darwin Nunez with another cult hero display as he scores not once but twice in injury time to grab Liverpool a huge win in the title race. And he did it as only he can.A tough day at the office for Artetas Arsenal as they followed up Li...
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Episode 234
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45:50
Kai Skies Chances, Man United Main Character Syndrome, Darren Ferguson Shuns Young's Son
The magic of the cup was in full flow as Man United and Arsenal rolled back the years to give us a dramatic game that had everything from penalties to red cards to dives and more.Kai Havertz bad run of form continues and he has now pote...
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Episode 232
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1:06:52
Trent's Mind is in Madrid, VAR Humbug, New Year New Man United? The Sack Race Heats Up
Rumours of a potential 7-0 turned out to be greatly exaggerated as Man United managed to get their act together and give Liverpool a real game under conditions that probably should have had the game called off.After a 2-2 draw we try an...
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Episode 230
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1:03:34
A No No Nonsense Christmas Bonanza Special
Happy Christmas you filthy animals!Hope your day is going ok folks. If you're here, well, it could probably be going better.In this very special episode of a no-nonsense podcastWe'll prescribe some of our must-see TV viewing...
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Episode 229
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46:49
Creamy Liverpool Display, Stop Asking Ange, Pressure Off Arsenal, Pressure On Pep
It was Christmas Eve babe! It was Christmas Eeeeeeve baaabe!Happy Christmas folks, enjoy a festive feast of football delight as we take a look back at Liverpool's "creamy" 6-3 win over the ever stubborn Ange Postecoglu's Tottenham Hotsp...
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Episode 228
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55:59
Amad Chester Derby, Ruben Rings the Changes, Cucurella Character Development, NU Metal Month
And so, the sun rises over Manchester, as a new false dawn beckons for Manchester United, but maybe, just maybe this one is for real..The Manchester derby had an incredible last 10 minutes as United managed to comeback 2-1 against City,...
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Episode 226
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1:07:22
Pep's Six Finger Salute, Arne's Aura, Sá Has A Mare, Rashford's Red Redemption
After Liverpool beat Man City 2-0, Pep Guardiola and his players have reached levels of rattled never previously thought possible. This time with Pep reminding Liverpool fans of how many leagues he's won.. we think?Mo Salah continues to...
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Episode 224
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55:54
Amorim Joins the Circus, Man City's Relegation Form, Salah Speaks Out, The Ballers League
It took around 12 or 13 gameweeks, but the Premier League OFFICIALLY kicked in to gear.Ruben Amorim experienced his first official day on the job in a baptism of media fire. As he's interupted by superstar Ed Sheeran while trying to exp...
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Episode 222
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Ireland Humbled by England, Referees Spooked, What Does Pep Know?
And so, the sun sets on another international campaign. Ireland had some highs and some REAL lows.To see us out, Ireland were beaten 5-0 by colonial rivals England in Wembley after 20 minutes of madness which manager Heimir Halgrimsson ...
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Episode 221
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50:03
Peps Problems, David Coote's Tell All Afters, Have Arteta's Arsenal Gone Stale?
4 losses in a row Pep? 4? That's insane!Things have gone from bad to historically bad as Pep Guardiola loses 4 games in a row for the first time in his managerial career as Man City lose 2-1 to Brighton.Too many injuries at once? Or...
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Episode 219
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1:01:45
Duff Man Can Never Die, Mourinho Battles The Matrix, Arsenal Bid Edu, Ruud Boy We've Had enough
All eyes were on Ireland it seemed this week as Damien Duff led Shelbourne to a historic League of Ireland win, just three seasons after promotion in a campaign which captured hearts around the world.Fresh off of ignoring Duffers faceti...
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Episode 218
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1:11:17
Ten Hag Sacked, Rodri Wins Ballon d'Or, Real Madrid are Real Mad
Let it be known that nobody goes a full year with just one win in Europe and gets away with it at Manchester United!Erik Ten Hag tenure as United manager finally came to an end after a 3 years of poor league results and great domestic s...
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Episode 217
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1:09:09
Ireland Win Then Lose, Unstoppable Greece, Carsley Crumbles, Tuchel Takes Charge, Libya Dark Arts
The most successful international break in pod history as Ireland actually WON a game of football, and it wasn't even against Gibraltar this time!Just as things looked up after beating Finland, Ireland were halted by an impassioned Gree...
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Episode 216
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1:03:17
Ten Hag Hangs On, The Cole Palmer Con , Spurs Break Ange
We are rapidly leaving the 'too early to tell' timezone and starting to see how the Premier League is really shaping up this year.Erik Ten Hag was given the dreaded 2 games to turn it around and managed a a draw against Porto and a draw...
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Episode 215
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52:38
Ten Hag's Time's Up, Pep and Arteta's War of Words, Were Chelsea Right All Along? Madrid Derby Chaos
Is it that time of the year already? It feels like a game that decides the Man United manager's tenure is over comes around earlier every season.Man United suffered an embarassing 3-0 home loss to Tottenham. Another in a long line of po...
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Episode 214
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57:55
Humble Haaland, Arsenal's Villain Arc, Footballers Strike Spokesman Silenced
A rare one game review of the Premier League this week as Arsenal and Man City played out an absolute classic, but not the type of classic you'd usually expect.Arsenal are insistent on becoming the bad boys of the league, and they could...
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Episode 213
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50:44
Everton's 99 Problems, Solid Arsenal, Ange Sets His Own Deadline, Say Nothing Slot
One nil to the Arsenal in the North London Derby as Ange Postecoglou's Ultra attacking Tottenham came up short against Mikel Arteta's defensively air tight (yes that's right) Arsenal. Despite it not being the only problem for Tottenham, losing ...
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Episode 212
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45:08
Sad Boys in Green, Dunphy Hammers Heimer, We Are NOT #Barclaysmen
One of the worst international breaks in Ireland history comes to a close with yet another 2-0 loss to Greece.Not a great start from Heimir Hallgrimmson, and the knives are already out in the media from former players and pundits. John O...
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Episode 211
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23:58
Ireland's Most Painful Loss, Grealish and Rice Have 'No Bad Blood', Todd Boehly Takes a Stand, Football Ads Are So Back
A dark day for Irish football as Declan Rice and Jack Grealish come back to haunt us duing an incredibly bleak game in Dublin.What's next for the Irish mens football team we ask, as we seem to look worse every game.We also cast ...
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Episode 210
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57:38
Casemiro Hung Out to Dry, Slot Breaks it Down, Rice Miscalculates, Hattrick Haaland
What year is it? Haven't we been here before?A groundhog day episode of the pod as Man United suffer an embarrassing loss to Liverpool where they are totally out managed in a big game as Arne Slot put the pressure on Erik Ten Hag.
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Episode 209
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57:51
Madueke PR Masterclass, Zirkzee Slide Cancels, Endrick Rolls back The Years, Maupay Gets a Taste of the Real World
Gameweek 2 and the Premier League has already ramped up the madness as only it can.Noni Madueke had a whirlwind 24 hours as he accidentally posts his genuine thoughts on social media about Wolverhampton, then goes and proves it as Chels...
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Episode 208
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1:03:40
Chelsea Doomsday Prepping, Sean Dyche Burnley Mafia, Adidas 90's Erasure, When Were Football Ads Good?
And just like that the Premier League is back. But really, what can actually be taken from the opening gameweek fixtures apart from a certain relegation and how doomed a certain London club are.As the players keep coming in the doors of...
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Episode 207
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1:13:28
Arteta's Fate, City Are Inevitable, De Ligt's Driving - A No Nonsense Premier League 2024/2025 Preview
The time is almost upon us, who will rise above the trials and tribulations this season in the heated battle for second place behind Man City?On the full Ultra's only episode, we go through the contenders and give each of them their rea...
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Episode 206
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19:16
Community Shield Shootout, Arteta's Pocket Picking Ploy, Chelsea's 36 Signings, Bad Kompany
Dread it, run from it, but a new Premier League season is upon us.But not before the traditional curtain raiser as Man United tried valiantly to stop Man Citys march to a quintuple.Are we set for yet another season of Man City d...
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Episode 205
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53:01
Gallagher Given Away, Onana Ready to Risk, Carsley Takes Charge
Just 9 more days folks, stick with us!The pre season grinds to a close with possibly the quietest week in pod history.Conor Gallagher's move to Atletico Madrid is confirmed as he is officially kicked out of Chelsea. That'll teac...
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Episode 204
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